Merch
Wear the noise. Own the record.
Apparel
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Them Bones Hoodie
Heavyweight pullover. Front logo, back art. Sizes S–2XL.
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Devil's Sludge Vintage Tee
Distressed print on charcoal. Classic cut. Sizes S–XL.
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Fat Ethyl Snapback
Black cap, embroidered logo. One size fits most.
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Hush Kill Love Raglan
3/4 sleeve, black & red. Soft tri-blend fabric. Sizes S–2XL.
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Fat Ethyl Flag
3×5 ft polyester banner. Grommets included.
Vinyl & Media
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Them Bones — LP (Green Splatter)
Limited run of 500. 180g gatefold. Download card included.
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Complete Discography Box Set
All three albums on black vinyl. Numbered & signed. Limited to 200.
Accessories
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Photo Print Pack
Set of 6 live photo prints. 5×7 in. Signed by the band.
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Enamel Pin Set
3 hard enamel pins. Fat Ethyl logo + album art icons.
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Sticker Pack
10 premium vinyl stickers. Weatherproof. Mix of designs.